Top 10 Reasons to Leave Afghanistan

10. Why do we want to stay in a country that is only famous for funky blankets with holes?
9. We already spent all of our war money in Iraq.
8. Bush said mission accomplished…oh no wait…that was the other place.
7. There is no oil there.
6. Maybe if we rebuilt the place, we can enjoy some afghan anime some day.
5. The place was already wrecked when we got there…honest.
4. We can’t build a Mcdonalds there.
3. There are no beaches to make into a resort area.
2. There are no hot chicks there to rescue.
1. We can always make a Call of Duty Game for X-box 360 about it and say we won.