Friday, January 1, 2010

2009 Top Picks

This is a short list of the top 2009 stories and accomplishments...in no particular order. Feel free to add your favorites below.

Al Franken- That is Senator Al Franken to you Mr. Oreilly. After a long drawn out Republican stall, our man prevailed.

Tiger Woods- Proving that no one is beyond a good scandal. Notice that the PGA is minding their manners on this one. If Tiger wanted to, he could start his own golf association and end the tour as we know it.

Tea Baggers?- Really, you guys passed out tea bags and threw tea bags in harbours and then you are surprised that you were called tea baggers? Yes, we all know what the real term means. High school athletics or Halo anyone? We can only pray that these fools form their own political party. That would insure a democratic nation for years to come.

Health Care- Love it or hate it, the Democrats are going to deliver on a long over due health care reform bill.

Cheney- Shut up! Go away, you have no credibility. We were hit on your watch. Be quiet and go away. You are only proving that you are an idiot by speaking further. Why do you hate the troops and our Country?

Hypocritical Noobs- Nevada senator John Ensign, South Carolina governor Mark Sanford, and former congressman Chip Pickering -- C Street has started to get a reputation as somewhere between a halfway house and frat house for conservative politicians looking to cheat on their wives while convincing themselves they're still upstanding guys.



Bret Favre- No, I am not a fan. I have been told that I have to pull for him because I am 42 years old. Bret, I have seen you retire and cry enough already.

Michael Jackson- Very weird dude but a talent for sure.

President Obama taking office- What an awesome accomplishment. If you are a hater, tough luck, we won and you lost. Try harder next time.

No doubt there are many others.

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