Afterpoop- Have you ever had the great pleasure of visiting the bathroom just after another person has left a deposit? The shock to the nostrils can be overwhelming. This is exactly what it must have been like for Mr. Obama when he took over as President. The former leaders left stinky deposits all over the world that he must now try and clean up.
It must be nice- I recently played golf with a friend who said that it must be nice to be Tiger Woods and not speak to the police for 2 days after a wreck. Anyone remember Dick Cheney shooting his friend in the face and not meeting with the police for several days? It must be nice to have that much money or power. I don't know anyone that could pull either one of those moves.
God,Guns and Gays- When the Right Wing is in doubt, they always go to one of these issues. Pay attention and prove me wrong.
Prayer in School- Prayer has not been removed from school, it is simply not sanctioned. Students can pray to any God that they choose as long as they do it quietly and to themselves.
War on Christmas- There is no war on Christmas. What difference does it make if a company decides to say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas? There are people of Jewish faith and Muslims and Deist and Agnostics out there. My opinion is that it is being polite and not an assault on Christmas. When the police come to your home and take you to jail for saying Merry Christmas, then we can discuss further.
More popcorn to be published later.
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