Friday, December 11, 2009

Only In the South

My Grandfather gave my Dad a present. It was a wall clock with the last supper on it, showing Jesus and the Disciples. The unique feature was that every hour it played songs including Dixie and Yellow Rose of Texas.

A local Church had a concealed carry permit class. This is where you take a class and can be approved to carry a gun. The fact that they had the class is funny enough but the kicker is that there was a gentleman there that shot himself during the class and still passed the course.

We had a local business that sold hot dogs, tires and bait all under one roof.

I had a man tell me one time that if the King james Bible was good enough for Jesus, then it was good enough for him.

Hillbilly / Redneck Rich- These are folks that keep everyhting that they own either in the front yard or on the front porch so that the neighbors can see how well that they are doing. Nothing says success like having 2 new trucks in the yard.

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