Thursday, July 15, 2010

Top 10 Reasons to be a Democrat in the South

10. It's a ground floor opportunity. Lots of room for expansion.

9. You don't have to worry about matching any outfits to a rebel flag motif.

8. You can have ethnic friends.

7. It's a great way to make a preacher cuss.

6. You don't have to watch fox news.

5. You can have other hobbies besides shooting wildlife without questioning your manhood.

4. You can admit that Global Warming is real.

3. You don't have to be wealthy to have a voice.

2. You can run for office and make a difference.

1. There are plenty of parking spaces at our meetings.

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